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Joke of the Day
"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."
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"I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night... ""You're a big lass, aren't you?"" I said. ""Tell me something I don't know,"" she replied with a tear in her eye. ""Salad tastes nice."""
"why cant women count to 70 because 69 is a mouth full"
"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."
"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."
"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"
"What should PMS be called? Ovary-acting"
"""I've got 99 problems."" - Walt Disney after only being able to give two Dalmatian puppies away"
"A man walks into a bar. *""Son-of-a-bitch!""*"
"What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light? Ultraviolent"