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Joke of the Day

"In middle school, I had a crush on a kid named BJ. When you write Heather loves BJ on your notebooks, you make a lot of friends."

"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."

"World's Funniest Joke? Women's rights!"

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know"

"Saw a personalized license plate that read ""DADSROD"". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about."

"Britain went to the middle east and are like I'd made a mistake. Iran"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ^^^Get ^^^it? ^^^To ^^^get ^^^to ^^^""the ^^^other ^^^side""? ^^^She ^^^was ^^^trying ^^^to ^^^kill ^^^herself."

"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"

"The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite."