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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for coming I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase."
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"I just fell flat on my face outside and made a reverse snow angel trying to get up"
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"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"
"I thought nothing could be more embarrassing than finding my dad's playboys in the closet. Until one of them tried to shake my hand."
"What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
"What happens in Vegas will most likely cost you a fortune in dry cleaning."
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