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Joke of the Day

"How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !"

"The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with botox for beauty pageants lost custody. Her child did not look surprised..."

"""I think we should touch other people's faces"" - blind break up"

"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."

"Did you know? Statistically, six out of seven Dwarves aren't happy."

"Whenever I drop something edible I just call my dog over to clean it up."

"If you get a divorce in Kentucky. . . are you still cousins?"

"At the grocery store, buying 6 of the same item Cashier: Are these good? Me: No. I'm buying all of them just to save others from suffering"

"Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift? A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register."

"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."