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Joke of the Day

"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."

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"I went into a pesticide shop and asked the owner if he had anything for flies. Stupid idiot shat in my hand."
"What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around? The Drummer"
"I hate when I find a show on TV that I like and I start to get into it and then I realize that it's my neighbor's window and he looks angry."