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Joke of the Day

"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"

"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"

"She's so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei."

"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."

"Don't panic if your parachute doesn't open! You have the rest of your life to fix it!"

"My 1-year-old found a jar of Play-Doh. I figured she couldn't do any harm if she couldn't open it. She threw it at her sister's head."

"Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge... Unwelcome and hard to get rid of."

"Oh look what the cat dragged in [cat drags in dead body] Cat: quick we need 20lbs of lye and two shovels"

"STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I said STOP RUNNING! STOP RUNN.. YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"