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Joke of the Day

"How are women and rocks alike? You skip the flat ones."

"What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night? Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke."

"Women jokes The fact is that I don't like jokes about women, period."

"I was having dinner with my folks when dad called me a son of a bitch. I said, ""Listen, I don't disagree--but she's sitting right THERE."""

"When does the narwhal bacon? Ellen Pao needs to resign immediately."

"I love my husband. But, what really motivates me to stay married is how much weight I'd have to lose to date again."

"My doctor told me I am anorexic Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat"

"Alan Rickman is dead sorry all the other subreddits were taken"

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"

"I'm going to sit here and wink at you. It's going to be a very long wink. With both eyes. Please, by all means, go on with your story."