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Joke of the Day

"I was having dinner with my folks when dad called me a son of a bitch. I said, ""Listen, I don't disagree--but she's sitting right THERE."""

"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker. The other is a fish."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."

"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"

"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."

"My 4chan joke Knock knock Who's there? 4chan 4chan who? Niggers"

"What do you call a faucet that won't give water to gay people? A sbigot."

"What does a woman and KFC have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."

"People who try to beat you when walking into a store. No."