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Joke of the Day

"I was having dinner with my folks when dad called me a son of a bitch. I said, ""Listen, I don't disagree--but she's sitting right THERE."""

"Dirty joke Whats good on pizza than on pussy?........crust!"

"After I beat my dad in Go Fish, I like to shit in my underwear to celebrate. -My son, apparently"

"I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. What did he say? You're fired."

"What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over? A Christian Bale"

"What happens when you have sex with a cow and no one catches you? So far, nothing."

"My last relationship was a Forest Gump I was retarded and she was a whore"

"How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long? AHEM!"

"Wife. Would you cut the label off my dress. Me. Sure *Snip* There you go. Wife. Thanks. Me. No problem. *Kicks pony tail under bed."

"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"