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Joke of the Day

"*6 hours of Russian roulette* Me: ""I think I forgot to load a bullet in this gun."""

"What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite"

"Currently eating organic raspberries that I didn't wash over my kitchen sink, in case any ladies out there dig the whole ""bad boy"" persona."

"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"Why did the baker have so many customers? He desperately kneaded the dough!"

"Our forefathers fought against British rule so anyone can become president. For the first time in 240 years, we're regretting that decision."

"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"

"If Jessica own 400 melons and Jimmy steal 50 of them, how many would be left? About tree fiddy."

"Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."

"My favorite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."