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Joke of the Day

"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments."

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"What would you call Tony Stark after a sex change operation? Fe Male"
"Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die."
"What do you call a black priest? Holy shit."
"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot you racist"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know!"
"A man asked his mother ""How will I ever find the right woman?"" She replied ""Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."""
"Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth."
"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""
"I say hi to my dog about 600 times per day."
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