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Joke of the Day

"After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz. Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a Woody."

"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick."

"I had sex with both of the Olsen twins. But that was before they were famous."

"I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy"

"If you are religious, then you should not wear underwear. It is holey."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"*requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*"

"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."

"Sorry for teaching your kids to yell ""STRANGER DANGER"" whenever you tell them they can't have something LOL"

"An in-depth test to see if you know how to avoid Clickbait Apparently not!"