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Joke of the Day
"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."
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"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."
"Are those your discarded fingernails on this bus seat or are you just happy to watch me throw up my breakfast?"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."
"What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair? ROLAIDS"
"More than ever, now is the perfect time to cast Patrick Swayze in the sequel Ghost 2."
"Sure fire way to really annoy a woman tell her she is being too dramatic and overreacting."
"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."
"A joke I just made... ""I just invented a new word... plagiarism"""