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Joke of the Day
"Gonna start a matchmaking site for very old people called Carbon Dating"
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"What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells."
"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"
"What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears? ""You're hired"" ""Not guilty"""
"Why can't cats survive on Mars, even with spacesuits? Because Curiosity will kill them."
"Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?"
"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already."
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people, Then it must also be true that toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast."
"Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again"
"What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table."