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"how much wood would a wood chuck if Bruce Willis is the Ghost"
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"Says the priest to the altar server: ""There's a good christian in you"""
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"My best friend got cheated on by his deaf girlfriend... His girlfriend cheated on him with a deaf guy... To be fair, he should've seen the signs."
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."