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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !"
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"I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone."
"Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai."
"Como frijoles? How you bean?"
"[my first cutaway on The Bachelorette] I can eat more roses than any of these guys"
"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"
"What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"