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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down."

"They say real women have curves. Well, then, the lady in front of me at Starbucks is a real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real woman."

"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."

"Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck."

"So called ""Trader"" Joe's wouldn't let me pay with furs or rum or even live birds."

"I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds."

"Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers? Arizona"

"man walks into lawyer's office. ""How much for a consultation?"" ""Three questions for $150 bucks."" ""Kinda steep, isn't it?"" ""Yeah, now what's your last question."""

"*wakes up from 20 year coma* SHIT, MY TAMOGOTCHI"

"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"