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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker? A caver rescues a spelunker."
Next Joke
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"
"If I ever get a tummy tuck I'm going to ask the surgeon to make a little pocket below my navel so I'll always have a place for my iPod."
"If your kid complains about how bored they are during winter break put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super bored!"" and then fly away."
"Child protective services? Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?"
"Gay Dinosaur What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"
"hey i just met you and this is crazy but i'm your mom now you small weak baby"
"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good."
"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."
"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"