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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man wear a frog for a condom? So he was ribbit for her pleasure."

"Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets? To run their hands through their hair"

"Ladies I'll drive you crazy with my tongue *Never shuts the hell up*"

"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."

"I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem."

"Halfway through a wash, my washing machine started demanding sex from me, right here right now. It was the menstrual cycle."

"Cigarette's killed my wife. She was run over by the Marlboro truck."

"HER: Wow you look great. ME: Thanks. I use both my eyes."

"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."

"How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre."