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Joke of the Day
"Ladies I'll drive you crazy with my tongue *Never shuts the hell up*"
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"My ex-girlfriend always used to tell me I only think with my penis. A small part of me thinks she might have been right.."
"A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos."
"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."
"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"
"Twilight werewolf Taylor Lautner turns 18 today. That makes him 126 in dog years so, unfortunately, we're going to have to put him to sleep."
"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."
"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"
"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"
"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."