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Joke of the Day
"It's easy to plan an orgy... ... the hard part is getting everyone to come."
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"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"
"What do Oranges and Apples have in common? They're both orange except for the Apple."
"Small cars are the best ones Only Smart people will get this"
"Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym"
"Ex (trying to make me jealous): I'm going to a party, everyone's drinking, laughing, and having fun! Me: that'll all stop once you show up"
"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"
"I like to tickle my girlfriend when we have anal sex Just for shits and giggles"
"Throwing a surprise party for my girlfriend so just remember that on the count of three we all yell ""SURPRISE YOU'RE ERIC'S GIRLFRIEND"""
"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""