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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won the dog bit him."

"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."

"An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?"

"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"

"""How do we spell this pasta?"" L ""Ok"" A ""Got it"" S ""Neat"" A ""Diggin it"" G ""What the hell"" N ""Wait"" A ""I have some questions"""

"turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'"

"Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains? He was trying to get some Natural Light."

"Why did the clock phone the ruler? Because desperate times call for desperate measures...."

"A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile."

"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."