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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
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"A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified. ""No."" Said the farmer ""No."" Said the tomato"
"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"
"What do you call a man who repeatedly stabs his raisin bran on a daily basis? A cereal killer"
"Clergy A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asks, ""Want to screw some alter boys?"" And the rabbi responds, ""out of what?"""
"Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?"
"According to this white t-shirt, I'm the BP of red wine."
"well its a strange request ""pleease"" ok ok [doctor says test results again only this time in arnold schwarzenegger voice] its naht a toomah"
"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... Because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for all your problems."
"My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched"