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Joke of the Day
"Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists."
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"Why did twoface go to the dentist? He dented his tooth"
"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"
"Why didn't Sally become a prostitute to pay her bills? Because it was Plan B."
"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."
"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."
"Asked my dad if I could go to a 50 Cents concert He gave me a dollar to bring my sister with."
"I overdosed on Viagra once... ...It was the hardest day of my life"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ? One's a dumb and the other is dumber"
"Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery? ""*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"""