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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a duck into a blues singer? Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers"

"I've been searching for my stolen bed. And I won't rest until I find it."

"Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive."

"I got caught masturbating by the fedex guy I shouldn't have answered the door, but you gotta sign for that shit or wait til he comes again."

"If batman and catwoman had a kid it would be batcat or the less popular manwoman."

"An Irishman walks... out of a bar."

"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""

"Prince Charles faces strong criticism while visiting Saudi Arabia... One onlooker was heard bellowing, ""Look at the ears on that!"""

"An Irishman meets a.... Latvian. No potato. Both die. Is end."

"Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado."