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Joke of the Day

"Just received a full body scan. Airport lady says I should probably see a doctor but is frustratingly unspecific."

"I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists... those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work."

"If FedEx and Ups merged would they call it Fed UP?"

"What's DJ Khalid's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

"On one hand, I want to stop masturbating but on the other hand, I have my penis..."

"A programmer goes on a walk XD"

"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?) Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath. haha get it?"

"I've decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"