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Joke of the Day

"Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. ""Oh ya!"" [breaks 2nd wall] ""Oh ya!"" [3rd wall] ""OHHH YEAAHH!"" [breaks 4th wall] *Winks at camera*"

"My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out"

"What's the difference between Bigfoot and Donald Trump ? One is big loud and smelly the other is a mythological creature ?"

"Guy: you've been a bad girl. Girl: yes baby, punish me. Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*."

"What happens when a dick meets a hardass? Well... Fuck."

"Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future... Rush Hour 4!"

"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."

"I am going to make a new app that will be like Twitter exclusively for kids! It will be called Sesame Tweet."

"Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs in the family."

"High schools shouldn't have school zones. If you can't cross the street by the time you're in HS you deserve to get hit."