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Joke of the Day

"What's your best racist joke? I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit."

"50 condoms A guy at the convenience store asked the cashier for 50 condoms. Two girls in line behind him started snickering, so he turned around, looked them dead in the eyes, and said, ""Make it 52!"""

"How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t ""That's not how the dictionary spells it"" ""You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"""

"TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh..."

"I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth"

"Joe: Hey Barack, why does Trump wanna ban preshredded cheese Barack: Joe please Joe: TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN Barack: I swear to God"

"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras? Because a and b shells are too small."

"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."

"I love engaging with brands on the Internet!"