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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure love? In hertz!"
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"""The plane nosedived and crashed, due to a passenger's iPod being played during landing."" - No flight, ever."
"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."
"Stay out of sight - Lei Lo"
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"$10 Complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."
"I got 99 tabs open but my work ain't one."