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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure love? In hertz!"
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"Trying to get this hot girl at the bar jealous, so I'm slow dancing & making out with a potted plant. It's working, she's been staring at me"
"What do you call a shaggy terrorist ? Mr. Boombastic"
"What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand? Cuatros Cincos"
"So I saw an internet survey the other day... and apparently 99.87% of the population was born on the 1st of January! How very strange!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's what you do when you are walking and you come upon a road, you cross it."
"Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!"""
"How do you know if someone's a pilot? because they'll fucking tell you."
"What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? More than a Woman by the BeeGees"
"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""