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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Spartan king with a disease? Leonitis"
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"A man asked his mother ""How will I ever find the right woman?"" She replied ""Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."""
"I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them. My dads getting sick of them too."
"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
"I got amnesia and dont know if im gay anymore... I faggot"
"Why was the stadium so cool? it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time"
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the ""F"" out of way."
"What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? Web Development."
"Is it appropriate for a receptionist at a sperm clinic to tell their clients ""thanks for coming"" as they leave?"
"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"