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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Spartan king with a disease? Leonitis"
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"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"
"The shittiest joke I know. A: My book is coming out soon! B: Really?Cool, congratulations. A: Thanks. I probably shouldn't have eaten it in the first place, though."
"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."
"Being elected President wouldn't give me the level of self-satisfaction I have after a car speeds by me & I end up next to it at a red light"
"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""
"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."
"Where do poor meatballs live? The Spaghetto."
"Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog-gone!"
"What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a child molester? Alien Vs. Predator"