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Joke of the Day

"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."

"I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking."

"I have a huge fear of elevators... I've started taking steps to avoid it."

"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."

"2/1 people have multiple personality disorder"

"I wanna Die peaceful in my sleep just my like my Grandpah! Unlike the passengers in his car..."

"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."

"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."

"Why was six scared of seven?"

"In 2058 the selfies became self aware and choose their own filters."