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Joke of the Day

"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we need a haircut. (I got this from some UK magazine years ago)"

"How do you subdue a large snake? You use a boa restrictor"

"A comedian committed suicide today... Took a knife straight to the jocular vein."

"Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive."

"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !"

"What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."

"Are you the enemy of my enemy? Asking for a friend."

"How do you say virgin in German? Goodentite"