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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."

"Do you wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."

"Why do teenagers want to work for Intel? Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even"

"What did the sexual predator chicken say about the donkey? I don't think it'll fit in that ass."

"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"

"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""

"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""

"The thing about being vague is, lots of stuff."

"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist"