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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."
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"Morpheus, what happens if I take both pills? I'll pay you for them."
"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"
"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""
"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."
"I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? Currant affairs."
"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her off the wheelchair."
"What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun."
"The internet completely changed my sex life. I used to go to the bar every night trying to get laid. Now I'm just sit here masturbating."