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Joke of the Day
"I got fired from the sperm bank today.. Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job."
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"Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming."
"What's the capital of Greece? About 10."
"Me: Happy Easter! Taylor Swift: I hate Easter! It's all a lie! Me: The Jesus thing? Taylor Swift: Ya... Men don't come back after 3 Days!"
"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!"
"A duck walks into a bar and says ""Get me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!"""
"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."
"What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? A box hedge fund!"
"I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays. ""Mostly just piano,"" he replied, ""but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little organ."""
"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."