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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"
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"Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] ""No comet."""
"Why do they throw so many Black men in prison? So it hurts more when the pedophiles get raped."
"A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century."
"As a California resident, I know autumn and Christmas are coming only because of the change in the featured Starbucks flavors."
"Cop: Save it for the JUDGE! Crook:Ok *crook wraps up last slice of pizza in foil* Lawyer: it's too bad the judge had to miss our pizza party"
"""It's possible to touch birds!"" I say suddenly. My coworkers stare at me. I wander outside to touch some birds."
"Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing."
"I give it two weeks before Jay Leno starts tweeting from the new @ConanOBrienTwitter account."
"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."