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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"

"What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely it's a gift!"

"When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts I ate a Brownie."

"Good luck making the Instagram most viewed page if you're not an adorable Japanese teenager eating frozen yogurt."

"Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness."

"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home"

"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."

"It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin."

"Did you guys hear about the CEO of Reddit? I heard he's a great guy."

"What's long hard and shitty at the end? One of John Doe joke."