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Joke of the Day

"When I grow up I want to make two Rugrats pornos... Rugrats: All Grown Up & Rugrats Go Wild."

"I told my friend that I grew up Catholic. She asked if I had ever been molested. I'm still pretty butt hurt about that"

"Your mom is so fat Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits up."

"I will not be stepping down as moderator for this sub-reddit, and here is why. I wasn't one in the first place."

"Artist Prince has passed away at the age of 57 I guess this is what it sounds like when doves cry."

"Have a drink My friend told me to get a beer as I looked like I had a rough day. I looked at him and said ""With your face, you must be an alcoholic."""

"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""

"What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money."

"The president of a popular mail-order business just died. The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days."

"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"