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"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin"
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"Why does Kim Jong Un love books Because he's the glorious Reader"
"A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P"
"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."
"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote"
"My girlfriend said to me ""as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you"" and I said ""let's make one thing absolutely clear..."" ""My mother was never a young boy."" Tim Vine"
"What's the longest word in the world? Marriage. Because it's not just a word, it's a fuckin' sentence."
"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"
"7 yo son asked how Grandpa got lung cancer. I said, ""Well, he quit a long time ago, but for many many years, Grandpa played Minecraft."""
"Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)"