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Joke of the Day

"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."

"I had a dog that always used to chase people on motorcycles In the end I had to take the keys off him"

"What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !"

"Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on"

"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week The doctor told me he's in stable condition"

"Why is owning a Prius difficult? It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time."

"Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro. What did we learn?"

"Alright! Everyone that got a DM containing a map to my treehouse, meet there in 15 mins. Those who didn't, maybe consider being nicer to me."

"What do you call a techno-themed grocery store? Gigi D'Agostino"

"What is E.T. short for? He's only got little legs."