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Joke of the Day
"My penis has a warning label... It says ""Warning! Choking hazard...small parts."""
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"Fog is like lingerie for the sky."
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"I have a fear of speed bumps But I am slowly getting over it"
"Difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat."
"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !"
"I was invited to a party... 'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too."
"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"
"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."