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Joke of the Day

"I was invited to a party... 'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too."

"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"

"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"

"What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving."

"There is a guy in my area pooping on people's cars. He's currently public enemy number 2."

"epileptic with a sword What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword? Seizure Salad"

"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."

"My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!"

"Women are like Alarm Clocks. It's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up."

"Polls show some interesting things Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"