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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Putting the wheelchair in the oven"
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"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick in your ass"
"""Will he ever wake up?"" He's been in a coma for 3 weeks but watch this. *starts playing Pitbull* *patient wakes up to turn off the music*"
"What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL? Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants."
"What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus? ""Don't look back in hanger"""
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."
"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess we're wombmates!"
"The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today... needless to say I'm a little choked up"
"If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed."