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Joke of the Day

"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

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"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"
"Need an ark? i Noah guy"
"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."
"I was running this morning.... I was running in the park this morning, I find it really hard to push myself. So I stopped so the police could arrest me."
"What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank? Urine over your head!"
"What kinds of clothes do protons wear? Plus sizes!"
"A dad asks 4-year-old son: ""How'd you sleep last night?"" Son says: ""umm... With my eyes closed?"" Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl."
"""Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."""
"Her: ""I'm Romanian"". Me: Like the lettuce?!"