221243

Joke of the Day

"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"*agrees with someone online* Yeah, I agree. *disagrees with someone online* YOU'RE NOT JUST WRONG YOU'RE HITLER AND I HATE YOU FOREVER"

"Who was the first to see a cow and think ""I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"""

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"

"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."

"Wanna hear a joke about blimps? It'll never fly."

"What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee? A Nas-hole!"

"I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from then it hit me from 300 meters away."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a whole bunch of hairs, and a fish that you just can't seem to find"