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Joke of the Day
"Hangovers: Where the spirits you drink the night before haunt you the next day."
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"What do you call a blonde Jew? Goldie Lox (my little sis just came up with this...or so she said)"
"I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health"
"My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true. You are what you eat."
"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."
"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"
"If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?"
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What's do 9v batteries and buttholes have in common? You aren't supposed to lick them, but you do anyway."