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Joke of the Day
"Hangovers: Where the spirits you drink the night before haunt you the next day."
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"What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation"
"""It's very expensive."" - Chipotle employee ""Look, I got money to spend in here."" - Julia Roberts Pretty Woman 2: Guacamole Costs Extra"
"The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize"
"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"
"What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common? Blood on your stool"
"The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels."
"Two Grandma's Are Walking Down The Street... One says to the other 'My chest is tight, and I feel heavy'. The other one replies 'That's because you're standing on your left titty.'."
"Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me: I didn't do... Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody Me: These are my regular clothes"