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Joke of the Day

"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them."

"""Please don't put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends"" Every baby"

"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is 'contempt' ME: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: [mocking voice] can you use it in a sentence?"

"Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone."

"I really don't know how to put this but I think I am allergic either to peanut butter or dog saliva."

"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"what colour were Kurt Cobain's eyes? blue one blew this way, one blew that way"