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Joke of the Day
"The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away."
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"I always wanted to know what it felt like to blow $85k So today I stood in front of Annex Hall and asked the first art major I saw."
"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""
"Just ran over my neighbors cat. In fairness, though, the damn thing probably thought he was safe when he made it to the porch."
"I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes."
"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."