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Joke of the Day
"""You are what you eat"" [Eats a confident person] Now we wait..."
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"I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine"
"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"
"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."
"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."
"Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat Have you heard about their guitar sale? The prices are solo"
"What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living? You call 'im Maury. :)"
"When I see someone texting and driving I swerve my car into them and try to run them off the road cause texting and driving is illegal."
"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell."