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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender! Badum dum tiss"
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"The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."
"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."
"I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist."
"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"
"What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia"
"whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick"
"People tend to put their faith in a higher power. But to me that's just a primitive solution."
"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with really big boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustation! ::buh dum bum::"