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Joke of the Day

"I just took my girlfriend to Hawaii... my wife was pissed. Credit: Old guy at work yesterday when I got back from Hawaii."

"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society"

"Why do politicians wear neckties? To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head."

"So an orca's prey tried to escape But his fate was sealed"

"Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them."

"Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k"

"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."

"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"