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Joke of the Day

"WITCH (using her broom for just sweeping): did we give up our dreams? WIZARD (using his pointy hat as a piping bag for cupcake icing): yes"

"What do you call a wooden spoon in the bedroom A weapon of ass destruction"

"The ""L"" in Samuel L. Jackson stands for ""Motherfucker""."

"*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets"

"What has little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."

"I think my brother is addicted to huffing paint. It's written all over his face."

"Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it."

"I'm glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny."

"*attaches canes horizontally to dozens of old man walkers *watches slowest jousting match ever"

"I'm not only glad that toothpaste was invented I'm enamelled by it."