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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking of becoming a banker ... But I lost interest"
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"Knock knock. Mailman."
"Political Satire If con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress? Also, opposite of consitution."
"One day I ask my father for $5 He said $4!!!! But why you need $3 for? $2 should be enough. You know what here's $1 and bring me back half."
"[murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast"
"I just took enough Vicodin to kill a medium-sized Chipmunk. RIP Roy. Roy's the hypothetical Chipmunk. I named him. Has anyone seen my legs??"
"All I have is blood on my hands now. Papercut"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you probably never heard of it."
"What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common? There is one too many of them."
"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""