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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"Roman Centurion walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll have five beers, please."""

"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"

"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."

"People always think I'm gay because I'm a confident person, I hate that... ... I'm gay because I fuck men."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? Clever Dick."

"Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?"

"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."

"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."

"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"